Tyler's Party Invites Checklist:
Jim Morrison - This man would outdrink us and provide us with intellectual philosophy induced into his poetry. He has the world listening when he talks, and his
Teddy Roosevelt - Badassery has a face and a name, that is Teddy Roosevelt. He is here, just cause he is badass. Shows up with his pet bear and pet lion and outdrinks everyone without getting a buzz.
Trey Parker - Comedic gold at its finest. Bringing Trey Parker to a party is pretty much bringing the entire cast of South Park. And also his band DVDA will play for entertainment. As if Roosevelts Lion and Bear werent entertaining enough, unless we get them to fight.
Randy Marsh - Definition of man. This is just straight textbook classic average Joe. People who knew Randy Marsh would know why I would want him to come to my party, otherwise, it is way too hard to explain why I would want him there.
Hugh Hefner - Well Hugh can only come if he brings many of his girlfriends. I dont want this party to be the international house of sausage. Hugh has all the hook-ups and he will bring the party pretty much. Plus who does not want to party with Hugh Hefner?
Andy Samberg - "I'm on a Boat!" "Im the boss" Andy Samberg is quite possibly my hero. He has created his own genre of Comedy that I have completely adored. If Andy and I met im pretty sure we would be best buds.
Staff Sargeant Max Fightmaster - Nuff Said
Jim Carrey - God among men. Legend. All mighty Jim Carrey my hero. Partying with Jim Carrey would be like
Colonol Sanders -Cater my party
Andrew WK - He doesnt stop partying... even if he has a broken foot.
When the guest begin to arrive I believe that Colonol Sanders would be the first considering he is catering my party with all his delicious chicken, and chicken products.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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