Cant Live Without It

Let's be honest, the most common answer you would get from such a simple question would be phone.

NO

My pet monster; my best friend
He is big, but small, happy but angry; a helping hand to lend

My pet monster tucks me in at night; but scares me later on
I shriek, i laugh, i rage, i love; we cry when we hear that song

My pet monster is in the closet; but lives under the bed
When I arrive, he's emerged; when others arrive, he's dead

My pet monster follows me on journeys; to wonderland, and beyond
Buys me ice cream, but smashes it out of hand; hating eachother, getting along

The walls are soft, the white coat is nice; my pet monster finds him bitter
In fits of rage I battle the beast; however, he always remains the victor

75 No Pain No Gain

75 no pain no gain
75 years of glory
75 years without rain
75 years; emerged one story

75 years of head to head
75 years; still going strong
75 years; the blood that i bled
75 years; still getting along

75 years of breathless hitting
75 years of constant adrenaline
75 years of bones splitting
75 years 1 field, 15 men

75 no pain no gain
75 years turning to the sea
75 years hooking in pain
75 years of rugby

Preserving your body

To preserve beauty and youth, you must follow all of these steps.

1) Eat a good hardy breakfast every morning it is essential that you butter your toast

2) Get some exercise, go for a run or head to the gym as long as you have a strong heart you will always be healthy

3) Make sure you stay hydrated throughout the day

4) Hygiene. Hygiene is essential, if you have impeccable hygiene, you will be free of germs and not only that but you will also pick up the opposite sex easier.

5) Sacrifice a goat to the elder god C'thulu. Bathe in the blood of young calves while reciting spells from the Necronomicon which allows you to be immortal

Follow these steps everyday and you will live a happy, successful and long life.